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KIRK, YOUR PORN IS EVERYWHERE FFFFF by DragonRider13025 KIRK, YOUR PORN IS EVERYWHERE FFFFF by DragonRider13025
Yes. Enjoy my shitty shading. It makes my comic look 200 times better.

KIRK HAS AN AWESOME HOUSE. Scuttle always breaks in through the window while Kirk is at work so it's quite usual to find him there on his couch. (YES KIRK BOUGHT THAT COUCH JUST FOR SCUTTLE) Eating his food and watching his TV. (Mother fuckin FLATSCREEN, bitch)

ITS AMAZING... but yeah... Anyone who knows Scuttle knows that he gets insanely jealous over EVERYTHING. This includes inanimate objects. SO YEAH.... Since Desmond (Scuttle's dad) is married to Animus 1.0, A COMPUTER CHAIR THING... he looks at computer magazines sort of like porn. LOL and that's what Scuttle grew up seeing them as. SO YES....

Scuttle would totally throw Kirk's laptop out into the street though. "YOU WHORE, I SAW IT GIVING YOU A LAPDANCE! :iconscuttlerageplz:" So yeah... KIRK looks pretty used to this behavior in this comic. LOL it's so typical. PLUS I wanted to make more of these two. They're like me and Jade's signature pairing. (ALTHOUGH WE HAVE TONS MORE THAT I EQUALLY LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF <3)

Kirk (c) :iconrapturessaviour:
Scuttle (c) Me
Assassins creed (c) ubisoft
l4d (c) valve
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:iconiloveleft4dead2:
iloveleft4dead2 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

one that's weird desmond was looking at a computer magazine before he killed lulu

hohoStupid  so stupid skully

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:iconchocalatte-bites:
Chocalatte-bites Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2013  Student Artist
You should draw a comic of them getting married or something
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:iconcatdragonzbp:
catdragonzbp Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Scuttle is sexy and evil and i like it
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:iconosyka-larochelle:
Osyka-Larochelle Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my mind was blonw when i have readed

-you threw my laptop in front of a car xD
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:iconprotodramon:
Protodramon Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Scuttle, clean your mind!
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:icong00db0yr3d:
G00db0yR3D Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Funny it's a hunter from l4d
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:iconbloodcoloredlife:
BloodColoredLife Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
hmmmmm seems lagit lol love it
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:iconcarnage1o1:
carnage1o1 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
is scuttle gay?
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:iconxventressx:
xVentressx Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
Scuttle got nasty ideas from his father~
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:icontterraj:
tterraj Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The titles keep drawing me in...
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:iconjulesworld99:
Julesworld99 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Student Writer
are these two living together did desmond finally kick scuttle out on his hunter ass also i have the same tech magizenes at home and eww
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:iconsilverknox:
SilverKnox Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012
took me a whole 3 mins just to get the comic before i bust into laughter after realizing what scuttle was referring too xD
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:iconitaly4eva:
italy4eva Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is so funny i couldn't stop laughhing!
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:iconskiesthelimit121:
SkiesTheLimit121 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
I feel the need to comment, but words just can't even describe fucking Scuttle. Fucking 8th wonder of the world.
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:iconichi-nya-san:
Ichi-nya-san Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ffffshading!!! awesome-sauce on an awesome muffin!
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:iconbrowneyedoll:
browneyedoll Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. that was funny.
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:iconkeylik:
Keylik Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hot computer smut... WIN much?
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:icondarknlightbs:
DarknlightBS Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Scuttle and Knaw are actual Lucy and Desmonds kids, who would have known that... XD
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:icondragonrider13025:
DragonRider13025 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
NOPE.
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:icondemonhair:
Demonhair Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
Oh god lol!
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:iconstarvinrabid:
StarvinRabid Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao that's so great xD
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:iconfallenangelkokoro:
FallenAngelKokoro Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol darn computer trying to take him away </3
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:iconnihiloneko:
NihiloNeko Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfffffffft XD Ah, Scuttle...
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:iconnotsocute:
NotSoCute Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough cough* *drinks water* *ahem* Ha!

That was really funny.
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:iconangelerica2015:
angelerica2015 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol! me and my friend bursted out laughing at this! poor scuttle
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:iconchantasticart:
Chantasticart Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I love the fact that Kirk is both the man AND woman of the relationship, pretty much doing everythaaaang in the house. dahahah

O BTW THIS IS TOTALLY HIM RIGHT HERE WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE MAGAZINE: [link]
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:icondragonrider13025:
DragonRider13025 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW, Scuttle would be so helpless without him! ;c;

AKSDLAKS JC STOP LOOKING AT HOT HALF NAKED MEN. LOL
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:icongir-fan10:
gir-fan10 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
the shading does look nice. :3
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:icontaythebloodlust:
taythebloodlust Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
HA HA HA oh oh oh my sides ha ha ha...that was rich...AMG that was hilarious.
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:iconhighxtops:
HighxTops Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student General Artist
xDD omg thats epic
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:iconsammfox:
sammfox Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
Porn you say? >3>
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:iconyeahiknowshutup:
yeahiknowshutup Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student General Artist
:lmao: Only Scuttle would see a computer magazine as porn...
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:icondragonrider13025:
DragonRider13025 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
and desmond
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:iconyeahiknowshutup:
yeahiknowshutup Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student General Artist
yeah, him too :D
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:iconjennythm:
JennyTHM Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Next he'll be outraging that he's 'fingering it' when he's typing.
This can only end well. (Happy New year!)
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:iconsaki08:
saki08 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA! :iconimhappyplz:
Happy new year~ *3*
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:icontwinkel13:
Twinkel13 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
shitty shading = 200 times more dramatic = silly XD

ROFL at the comic, though<3
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:iconulrichlover98:
UlrichLover98 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D: So wait... what 'bout Spencer's laptop!? :o (I bet like grandfather like grandson...)

Lmao this was just too perfect btw. xD
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:iconkkyydd2:
KKYYDD2 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Artist
LOL
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:iconladybugbamf:
LadyBugBamf Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA. XDDDD
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:iconaki1iniriki:
aki1iniriki Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kirk has a job?
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:icondragonrider13025:
DragonRider13025 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
he works at the school as a teacher
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:iconaki1iniriki:
aki1iniriki Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
really? wow Scuttle has a fetish for teachers... first Denise now him X3
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:icondragonrider13025:
DragonRider13025 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Scuttle has a fetish for everything, hon. LOL
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:iconaki1iniriki:
aki1iniriki Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seriously? Does he like to dress up too? Like he dress up like his mom and Kirk as Desmond and they start banging? xD

Lol sorry weird idea I randomly had XD
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:icondragonrider13025:
DragonRider13025 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
how can you dress up as animus 1.0? SHES A BLOCK CHAIR THING.
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:iconaki1iniriki:
aki1iniriki Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wear a shirt that says ''Animus 1.0'' on it
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:iconlxi-productions1100:
Lxi-productions1100 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconedluvwin:
EdLuvWin Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
MOAR SCUTTLE PLEEEASE <:3
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:iconblazingblue22:
blazingblue22 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Computer pornography...gotta love 'em, dontya? xD
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